13 Ways You Know Gangrene Is About To Kill You
1. Instead of calling you ‘Bwana’, Molo has started referring to you as, “Hyena kibbles”
Graphic: Loop gif of That’s So Raven ‘Oh Snap!’ moment
#love her!
2. You start to worry that your wife will bore you to death before the gangrene gets you
Graphic: Still of Al Bundy looking at Peggy disdainfully with subtitle: ‘A woman is only sexy until she becomes your wife’.
#truth
3. “Shoot me now” isn’t just a whimsical expression.
Graphic: Loop gif of Elmer Fudd shooting Daffy Duck in the head and Daffy’s head exploding.
#NRA rules
4. Your regret-laden hallucinations are a series of “glamorous place-brags”, tragic tales of betrayed half-wits and whoring recollections.
Graphic: Still of Kanye whispering into Kim’s ear while watching a Lakers game at the Staples center.
#kimye #couple swag
5. The heat shimmer of the plain to the edge of the bush is making everything look delicious.
Graphic: Googly-eyed cartoon oyster with ‘Eat me!’ caption
#eating makes me lose that empty feeling
6. Even verbally abusing your wife has started to bore you.
Graphic: Vintage ad of 1950s husband spanking his wife for serving bad coffee
#when men were men
7. The vultures aren’t literary critics. They’re actually vultures!
Graphic: Loop gif of Leonardo DiCaprio politely applauding when losing the Oscar to Matthew Mcconaughey
#not just a rom-com himbo Continue Reading in Trop