2. When she says she’s not getting much sleep, tell her, “I could tell by looking at you.”
3. Ask her how much sleep the baby is getting, and regardless of what she tells you, scowl.
4. Tell her how crucial it is for brain development to get the baby to sleep through the night.
5. Tell her how crucial it is for brain development not to let the baby cry too much.
6. Say, “Is he/she a good baby?”
7. Ask her if she’s doing her Kegels.
8. Ask her what she does all day.