Akashic Books: What Would They Do?

There are three types of parents of princess-obsessed toddlers: the Mortified Feminist, the Enabler, and the Dad (the latter two being frequently interchangeable). In this segment, we will explore how they might react in different situations. Princess Toddler has just watched a video of a Disney collector playing with the Princess Ariel Water Palace Bath […]

McSweeney’s: How’s The Baby?

“Thank you for asking! He’s amazing. We’re having such a good time with him. Unfortunately, we’re not getting much sleep because he thinks that night is day and day is night, but I’m sure we’ll sort that out soon. He also thinks that global warming is a liberal media hoax and that Wolf Blitzer is […]