McSweeneys: The Paris I Once Knew is Gone

“For years, every year during the summer, he would go to Paris. It was automatic with his wife and his family. Hadn’t seen him in a while. And I said, ‘Jim, let me ask you a question: How’s Paris doing?’ ‘Paris? I don’t go there anymore. Paris is no longer Paris.” — Donald Trump ***** […]

New Kinds of Shaming in the Era of a White Supremacist President

Gravitas Shaming Gravitas Shamers say that only morally irresponsible people would critique President Trump for equating Nazis and White Supremacists with those who oppose Nazis and White Supremacists. “There are so many more dangerous things in the world,” they admonish, “like ISIS and Antifa terrorists and Hillary Clinton.” Gravitas Shamers urge you to ignore the […]

What is Covfefe?

Covfefe is the gradual transmogrification of Donald Trump into Richard Nixon, a process fuelled by a diet of paranoia and KFC and self-delusion Covfefe is that feeling when you realize that the horror you experienced on November 9th and subsequently overcame was actually the exact right reaction and is still very much called for Covfefe […]