1. Getting out the glitter for Arts and Crafts projects that “Grandma will absolutely love.”
2. Agreeing to play unnecessarily complicated versions of Chutes and Ladders.
3. A fight starting immediately after I sit down on the toilet.
4. Hearing long-winded jokes that don’t go anywhere and aren’t funny.
5. Mind Blowing Science!
6. Sweeping glitter off the floor.
7. The question, “Can I watch Disney Collector?”
8. Hygiene-challenged indoor playgrounds on a wintry day.