McSweeney’s: White People Discrimination: A Quiz

1. What is White People Discrimination?

A. It’s when your lackluster grades are not enough to get you into an Ivy League college unless your father is an alumni

B. It’s when your poor high school performance does not impress the admissions of an elite university unless your grandfather remembered them in his will

C. It’s when an offensive, inept and unstable narcissist becomes president of the United States and people keep bringing up the whole “birther” thing that he lied about for eight years

D. All of the above

2. Why are some people so angry about White People Discrimination?

A. Because Fox News told them it’s a thing

B. Because they have never properly come to terms with the fact that this country was built on slavery

C. Because Donald Trump is the president

D. All of the above
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