-She shouldn’t have written a book. Now is not the right time.
-A three-legged dog walks into a saloon. He bangs his stein on the table and declares, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
-“I have proof that it was Hillary Clinton,” says Sean Hannity. “Tonight on Hannity.”
-How many White Supremacists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-Hillary would be a thousand times worse, so I still don’t regret my vote