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The Haven: What the Hell is This?

    1. What the hell is this? a. A line of actors en route to audition for National Lampoon’s Goodfellas 2 b. A group of people threatening a family with small children on holiday because they think the family is Muslim c. Current and former members of the Trump administration 2. What has Omarosa […]

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McSweeney’s: White People Discrimination: A Quiz

1. What is White People Discrimination? A. It’s when your lackluster grades are not enough to get you into an Ivy League college unless your father is an alumni B. It’s when your poor high school performance does not impress the admissions of an elite university unless your grandfather remembered them in his will C. […]

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Updated and Dumbed Down ‘Snows of Kilimanjaro’ with Gifs aka ‘13 Ways You Know Gangrene Is About To Kill You’

    1. Instead of calling you ‘Bwana’, Molo has started referring to you as, “Hyena kibbles” 2. You start to worry that your wife will bore you to death before the gangrene gets you 3. “Shoot me now” isn’t just a whimsical expression. Continue Reading

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Slackjaw: Modern Day Presidential Stuff – A List

“My use of social media is not Presidential. It’s Modern Day Presidential.” – Donald Trump   Modern Day Presidential Stuff: WrestleMania Videos Watching cable news Practicing handshake Threatening FBI Director Firing FBI Director Golf Continue Reading

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McSweeneys: The Paris I Once Knew is Gone

“For years, every year during the summer, he would go to Paris. It was automatic with his wife and his family. Hadn’t seen him in a while. And I said, ‘Jim, let me ask you a question: How’s Paris doing?’ ‘Paris? I don’t go there anymore. Paris is no longer Paris.” — Donald Trump ***** […]

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New Kinds of Shaming in the Era of a White Supremacist President

Gravitas Shaming Gravitas Shamers say that only morally irresponsible people would critique President Trump for equating Nazis and White Supremacists with those who oppose Nazis and White Supremacists. “There are so many more dangerous things in the world,” they admonish, “like ISIS and Antifa terrorists and Hillary Clinton.” Gravitas Shamers urge you to ignore the […]